Arashi, Kokuritsu and ....... My Parent

There's a little conversation between me and my parents when i happened to watch Arashi AAA 2008 in front of them.

Mother : " Hey, what's that?"
Me        : " It's a concert, you know!"
I continued to watch.
But when the camera shoot the crowd, my mom commented again.
Mother  : " What's that? The fence? "
Me         : " (sigh) It's not a fence, Mom. That's the audiences who watch the         concert. How can you think them as a fence?"
Mother  : " Oh....sorry!"

And there's another one from my father.
At that concert, if I'm not wrong is Anniversary 5x10 concert in Stadium.
While i was watching the concert, my father kept starring at the monitor.
Father  : "they're men, right?"
Me        : " Yep, why?"
Father  : " They're men, but why they wear a long dress (the one Arashi wear while singing Truth)???
Me        : "WHAT??? It's Not a dress. It's a Long Coat. Ok, long coat NOT a dress!!"

Come on, i know that Arashi sometime wear a super freaky outfit in concert, but i think they're no that freak that they would wear something like DRESS!